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Re: Heute ist ein schöner Tag!!!!

Nerd schrieb am 25. Juli 2001 um 18:45 Uhr (486x gelesen):

Dear

[_] clueless newbie [_] me-too-er
[_] geek [X] wannabe
[_] fed [_] scientologist
[_] freak [_] spammer
[_] lamer [_] AOLer
[_] nerd [_] pervert
[_] asshole [_] lonely masturbator
[_] prick [_] anonymous coward
[_] retard [_] racist

You are being flamed because

[_] you posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
[_] you quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[_] you continued a long, stupid thread
[X] you started an off-topic thread
[_] you said "me too" to something
[_] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
[_] you repeatedly posted the same article
[_] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group
[_] you posted *lots of* articles that were not funny, unoriginal and *very* boring
[_] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[_] you are posting an anonymous attack
[_] you posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[_] you posted to more than four newsgroups
[_] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[_] you brag about things that never happened
[_] you tried to blame others for your stupidity
[_] I don't like your tone of voice
[_] you posted a phone-sex ad
[_] your mother dresses you funny
[_] you suck
[_] I think you might be a fed
[_] your sig/alias/server sucks
[_] you are barely literate and your mother didn't proofread your post

To recant, you must

[_] actually post something relevant
[_] actually post a humorous article
[_] post your tests to alt.test
[_] give up your AOL account
[_] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
[X] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
[_] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
[_] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
[_] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
[_] jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[_] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[_] slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[_] print your home phone number in your adverts
[_] _________________________________________________

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[_] blow me
[_] get a life
[_] never post again
[_] I pity your dog
[_] go to hell
[_] yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[_] take your crap somewhere else
[X] learn to post or sod off
[_] do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[_] see how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[_] repeat third grade reading/writing/typing class - pay attention!
[_] all of the above

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