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liess doch. is lustig*rofl* (n/t)

KriegsGnom schrieb am 25. Juli 2001 um 20:13 Uhr (399x gelesen):

> Hey!
> Glaubst Du, ich lese mir das alles durch? *lol*
> Ich wünsche Dir so nen schönen Tag, wie ich ihn heute hatte!
> Gruß
> Cora
> > Dear

> > [_] clueless newbie [_] me-too-er
> > [_] geek [X] wannabe
> > [_] fed [_] scientologist
> > [_] freak [_] spammer
> > [_] lamer [_] AOLer
> > [_] nerd [_] pervert
> > [_] asshole [_] lonely masturbator
> > [_] prick [_] anonymous coward
> > [_] retard [_] racist

> > You are being flamed because

> > [_] you posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
> > [_] you quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
> > [_] you continued a long, stupid thread
> > [X] you started an off-topic thread
> > [_] you said "me too" to something
> > [_] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
> > [_] you repeatedly posted the same article
> > [_] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group
> > [_] you posted *lots of* articles that were not funny, unoriginal and *very* boring
> > [_] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> > [_] you are posting an anonymous attack
> > [_] you posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
> > [_] you posted to more than four newsgroups
> > [_] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
> > [_] you brag about things that never happened
> > [_] you tried to blame others for your stupidity
> > [_] I don't like your tone of voice
> > [_] you posted a phone-sex ad
> > [_] your mother dresses you funny
> > [_] you suck
> > [_] I think you might be a fed
> > [_] your sig/alias/server sucks
> > [_] you are barely literate and your mother didn't proofread your post

> > To recant, you must

> > [_] actually post something relevant
> > [_] actually post a humorous article
> > [_] post your tests to alt.test
> > [_] give up your AOL account
> > [_] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
> > [X] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
> > [_] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
> > [_] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
> > [_] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
> > [_] jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> > [_] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> > [_] slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
> > [_] print your home phone number in your adverts
> > [_] _________________________________________________

> > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

> > [_] blow me
> > [_] get a life
> > [_] never post again
> > [_] I pity your dog
> > [_] go to hell
> > [_] yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
> > [_] take your crap somewhere else
> > [X] learn to post or sod off
> > [_] do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
> > [_] see how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
> > [_] repeat third grade reading/writing/typing class - pay attention!
> > [_] all of the above

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