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Ist aber wirklich witzig echt *g*

Maya schrieb am 25. Juli 2001 um 21:34 Uhr (383x gelesen):

> > > Hey!
> > > Glaubst Du, ich lese mir das alles durch? *lol*
> > > Ich wünsche Dir so nen schönen Tag, wie ich ihn heute hatte!
> > > Gruß
> > > Cora
> > > > Dear

> > > > [_] clueless newbie [_] me-too-er
> > > > [_] geek [X] wannabe
> > > > [_] fed [_] scientologist
> > > > [_] freak [_] spammer
> > > > [_] lamer [_] AOLer
> > > > [_] nerd [_] pervert
> > > > [_] asshole [_] lonely masturbator
> > > > [_] prick [_] anonymous coward
> > > > [_] retard [_] racist

> > > > You are being flamed because

> > > > [_] you posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
> > > > [_] you quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
> > > > [_] you continued a long, stupid thread
> > > > [X] you started an off-topic thread
> > > > [_] you said "me too" to something
> > > > [_] you repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to
> > > > [_] you repeatedly posted the same article
> > > > [_] you posted some sort of religious crap that doesn't belong in this group
> > > > [_] you posted *lots of* articles that were not funny, unoriginal and *very* boring
> > > > [_] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
> > > > [_] you are posting an anonymous attack
> > > > [_] you posted warez in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
> > > > [_] you posted to more than four newsgroups
> > > > [_] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
> > > > [_] you brag about things that never happened
> > > > [_] you tried to blame others for your stupidity
> > > > [_] I don't like your tone of voice
> > > > [_] you posted a phone-sex ad
> > > > [_] your mother dresses you funny
> > > > [_] you suck
> > > > [_] I think you might be a fed
> > > > [_] your sig/alias/server sucks
> > > > [_] you are barely literate and your mother didn't proofread your post

> > > > To recant, you must

> > > > [_] actually post something relevant
> > > > [_] actually post a humorous article
> > > > [_] post your tests to alt.test
> > > > [_] give up your AOL account
> > > > [_] give up all your worldly possessions and become a Tibetan monk
> > > > [X] hang yourself by the big toe for 72 hours
> > > > [_] abstain from sex for a month (shouldn't be too hard for you)
> > > > [_] shave your head, paint a target on it, and go to Iraq
> > > > [_] cut your balls (or breasts, if you're a woman) off
> > > > [_] jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
> > > > [_] bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
> > > > [_] slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
> > > > [_] print your home phone number in your adverts
> > > > [_] _________________________________________________

> > > > In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

> > > > [_] blow me
> > > > [_] get a life
> > > > [_] never post again
> > > > [_] I pity your dog
> > > > [_] go to hell
> > > > [_] yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
> > > > [_] take your crap somewhere else
> > > > [X] learn to post or sod off
> > > > [_] do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
> > > > [_] see how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
> > > > [_] repeat third grade reading/writing/typing class - pay attention!
> > > > [_] all of the above

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